Anonymous askedRisks must be taken for the advancement of knowledge. I am sure that all great figures have had their own dragon rears to assault on the way to fame… figuratively speaking, of course.
Anonymous askedThe Jarl of Riften? Oh, please. Her incompetence in regards to keeping her own Hold in line is widely known, and her allegiance to Ulfric only increases my disdain towards her.
Anonymous askedI would say Alinor, if only there was not so much tension between the Altmer and my own people.
finiteeternity askedDo you honestly believe me to be the kind of fool who would worship such foul tricksters? I am a Nord of science and reason. A daedra of madness and incoherence is definitely the last figure I would choose to worship.
Anonymous askedLet’s just say that even in death, my people are rather… direct in their advances. Irileth did not take kindly to being groped by the eager hand of a Nord who has known nothing but the grave for many hundreds of years.
Anonymous askedYou do not understand - I require very specific samples, mainly of the scales lining a dragon’s underside. My research has found that most songs and tales of ancient battles result in the archtypical Nord hero piercing through the weaker plating that covers a dragon’s abdomen. If their undersides are indeed susceptible to piercing blows then the Jarl’s bowmen can have an advantage in the case of invasion.
Anonymous askedAs frustrating as always, I’m afraid to admit - I find nothing but superstition and exaggerated falsehoods in my search for the truth. “Adventurers” of all calibers strive to make a quick Septim by unloading their ill-gotten gains from the tombs of my ancestors, most of which are little more than crumbling knick-nacks and curiosities.
ask-sassygaydragonborn askedOh, absolutely! Any and all artifacts or remains are always vastly appreciated. Here, I believe I have some spare healing potions for your troubles.
ask-jarlbalgruffthegreater askedI apologize, my Jarl. I have been especially absorbed in my studies as of late and I lack time to even catch my breath, let alone give visitors to Dragonsreach the attention they so desperately crave. To be fully honest, I have turned the vast majority of your guests and their queries towards Avenicci…
I’m sure the poor man has torn out the rest of his hair in frustration from the excess activity.
(ooc: mod is bored. someone bother Ms. Psycho? headcanons (silly or serious), anons, non-anons…I’ll take anything except magic!anons.)
((I swear I’ll answer them this time oh god I’m sorry for inactivity prom’s tonight D8))
Yes, is there something you require? I'll have you know that I'm currently in the middle of some very important research, and your continued presence is an undesired distraction.
